An Eyeful A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at womens breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pluse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful. Doctor Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation." There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few times daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half". We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.

Since reading this article, I would like to help promote good health, and since I really, really, really enjoy looking at the female anatomy anyway....here's to your health!

Before starting any sort of new excersise program, (even ogling women breasts for 10-minutes a day) since it is a cardiac work out for your heart get permission from your doctor to start staring! Enjoy and live long.

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